This month’s set of questions came to me via e-mail and Facebook. Below you’ll find the unedited questions and answers to the questions that I asked my Magic Eight Ball on Monday.
Juliette asked: Will a hurricane make landfall on our stretch of the Gulf this season?
Answer: Ask again later.
John asked: Will the NAACP and the ADC be successful in their effort to have the City of Evergreen’s redistricting plan overturned?
Answer: My sources say no.
Mason asked: Will a horse arena and equine center ever be built at Evergreen Municipal Park like it said in last week’s paper?
Answer: No way!
Shannon asked: Will the new railroad crossing barrier at King’s Crossing save lives there in the future?
Answer: Yes.
Latoya asked: Will anyone get killed there before they actually put the safety barrier up?
Answer: Absolutely!
William asked: Will Evergreen’s mayoral race be as heated this year as it was four years ago?
Answer: My sources say no.
Donald asked: Will the Evergreen mayor’s race be worse than the recent circuit judge’s race?
Answer: No way!
Johnny asked: Will there be a big lawsuit over the election’s result like there was last time?
Answer: Definitely.
Craig asked: Will all of the incumbents on Evergreen’s city council get reelected?
Answer: Maybe.
Kevin asked: Will any of the newcomers or challengers get elected to the council in Evergreen?
Answer: Absolutely!
Peter asked: Will there be new mayors in Castleberry or Repton?
Answer: Definitely!
Samuel asked: Should the city have left the stop signs up at Rural and Court streets instead of replacing that old traffic light?
Answer: My sources say no.
Robert asked: Will Obama get reelected in November?
Answer: Maybe.
Tyler asked: Will Sparta have a better football team this year than they had last year?
Answer: Outlook not so good.
Sammy asked: What about Hillcrest?
Answer: My sources say no.
Michael asked: Will Alabama repeat as national champions in football?
Answer: My sources say no.
James asked: Will Auburn be any good in football this year?
Answer: My sources say no.
Will asked: What about Troy?
Answer: Definitely.
Walter asked: Will anybody on Alabama’s team win the Heisman Trophy this year?
Answer: Ask again later.
Howard asked: Will the Braves make the MLB playoffs this year?
Answer: Maybe.
Dwight asked: Will they make the World Series?
Answer: Yes.
Bob asked: Will they win the World Series?
Answer: My sources say no.
I asked: Should readers take the above questions and answers seriously?
Answer: No way!
With that said, I guess I’ll give my old Eight Ball a rest for a few weeks and close this thing out until the third Thursday in August.
In the meantime, if you’ve got a question you want me to ask my Magic Eight Ball, e-mail it to me at courantsports@earthlink.net, and I’ll publish the answers in the Aug. 16 edition of The Courant.
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